I'm, not sure what the person making Loom Above was thinking when they picked that bed cover, wallpaper and carpet, let alone trying to 'match' them together, but fortunately we're all here to escape rooms rather than to achieve interior designing perfection. But if we were, there would be a big ho-hah, and you're only fooling yourself if you don't think that's true [subbed by zodiac & mary].

Despite some bright colors and seemingly jaunty graphics (except when/if you manage to plunge yourself into darkness) S-Kape 2 manages to be about as creepy as you'd expect an abandoned hospital to be, ie. pretty darn creepy [subbed by zodiac].

Please insert your own groan worthy pun involving 'fun guys' and/or 'much room' for Mushroom Escape [subbed by missperkygoth].

Par Box mixes blissed out visuals that you control using your mouse movements & clicks, along with a laid back sound track. It's time to just chill peeps [subbed & created by Nick S The Hamster].

Whilst My Goldfish Is Evil, my laser equipped shark is a total sweetie. Go figure [subbed by Buji & ryanmalloy].

If your week is anywhere near as frumptacular as mine, please don't despair just yet, as Entrance Ceremony is sure to quickly put a happy grin on your face. Woohoo! Unfortunately it'll also be over all to quickly and you'll be back to frumptacular-ness. Doh! [subbed by Buji & missperkygoth].

Whilst the grammar pedants are busy debating the merits of "Me And The Key" versus "The Key And I" you could be having some fun actually playing the game. And if it looks like they're going to catch you up just throw them an inappropriately used apostrophe or two. That'll show 'em [subbed by Bart].

So here's the thing... I started writing up Children's Room yesterday, then I ended up really busy at work, I had to go to Annapolis, I'm trying to sort out my taxes, don't even get me started on taxes, and... well anyway... I never quite got around to finishing it. Apologies, it's just a really busy time right now. So anyway here's: Children's Room. *Phew* [subbed by Buji].

You'll have to excuse me for a while, I'm a trifle busy saving the earth in Tower Core, but if you smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast [subbed by Buji].

Please try your best not to forget to play The Wedding Anniversary, because if you do things are going to get a little ugly, and you're going to need some damn good excuses, and a spectacular bouquet of flowers. Either that or it'll be time to get acquainted with your new home, aka 'the dog house'. Good luck with that [subbed by Buji].