Whilst the grammar pedants are busy debating the merits of "Me And The Key" versus "The Key And I" you could be having some fun actually playing the game. And if it looks like they're going to catch you up just throw them an inappropriately used apostrophe or two. That'll show 'em [subbed by Bart].

So here's the thing... I started writing up Children's Room yesterday, then I ended up really busy at work, I had to go to Annapolis, I'm trying to sort out my taxes, don't even get me started on taxes, and... well anyway... I never quite got around to finishing it. Apologies, it's just a really busy time right now. So anyway here's: Children's Room. *Phew* [subbed by Buji].

You'll have to excuse me for a while, I'm a trifle busy saving the earth in Tower Core, but if you smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast [subbed by Buji].

Please try your best not to forget to play The Wedding Anniversary, because if you do things are going to get a little ugly, and you're going to need some damn good excuses, and a spectacular bouquet of flowers. Either that or it'll be time to get acquainted with your new home, aka 'the dog house'. Good luck with that [subbed by Buji].

Try not to let the memories of all the old junk (slash, items you are keeping 'just in case', slash, embarrassing pics from your childhood, etc) you have stashed in your own attic disturb you as you play The Great Attic Escape [subbed by Lady Lark].

Some lovely deadlines are keeping me super busy this week, but for those of you with more than a nano second of free time Neptune looks like a classy slice of point'n'clickery to me. Enjoy. I hope to see you on the deadline flip-side some time soon:) [subbed by Gordon].

GIGIG reminds me of drinking a good gin'n'tonic: it's nice and easy with a bit of a twist. Make mine a double, no need to be be shy with the Tanqueray [subbed by Buji].

The beautiful graphics and sounds of Nevermore 3 are transporting me away to a nicer place. Oh... lovely. It almost makes me forget that I normally hate keyboard controlled games... [subbed by Derrel].

I'm sure it'll come as some surprise to you to hear that I personally found Host Master And The Conquest of Humor darn tricky. The idea of the game is to find jokes. But I can only find ban puns. I have tons of puns, but no jokes at all. You're shocked aren't you? I know you are. Stop trying to hide it. And now you'd never expect me to randomly go off at a tangent and link to something completely unrelated on you tube. But HA! Now I have. And on that bombshell, I'll leave you [subbed by TheJackalope, Mantari & Buji].

No blimps were harmed during the making of Escape The Blimp, so I don't care if you are member of the anti blimp cruelty league, yours might be a noble cause, but you can stop bombarding me with emails already [subbed by zodiac & anon].