Try not to let the memories of all the old junk (slash, items you are keeping 'just in case', slash, embarrassing pics from your childhood, etc) you have stashed in your own attic disturb you as you play The Great Attic Escape [subbed by Lady Lark].

Some lovely deadlines are keeping me super busy this week, but for those of you with more than a nano second of free time Neptune looks like a classy slice of point'n'clickery to me. Enjoy. I hope to see you on the deadline flip-side some time soon:) [subbed by Gordon].

GIGIG reminds me of drinking a good gin'n'tonic: it's nice and easy with a bit of a twist. Make mine a double, no need to be be shy with the Tanqueray [subbed by Buji].

The beautiful graphics and sounds of Nevermore 3 are transporting me away to a nicer place. Oh... lovely. It almost makes me forget that I normally hate keyboard controlled games... [subbed by Derrel].

I'm sure it'll come as some surprise to you to hear that I personally found Host Master And The Conquest of Humor darn tricky. The idea of the game is to find jokes. But I can only find ban puns. I have tons of puns, but no jokes at all. You're shocked aren't you? I know you are. Stop trying to hide it. And now you'd never expect me to randomly go off at a tangent and link to something completely unrelated on you tube. But HA! Now I have. And on that bombshell, I'll leave you [subbed by TheJackalope, Mantari & Buji].

No blimps were harmed during the making of Escape The Blimp, so I don't care if you are member of the anti blimp cruelty league, yours might be a noble cause, but you can stop bombarding me with emails already [subbed by zodiac & anon].

Spinach Room Escape contains 150% of your recommended daily amount of iron and is thus hugely popular with the seafaring community [subbed by Cyberjar88 & Buji].

If I had to sum up Golf Ball Quest in one word it would be: irritating. The idea of the game is to find the five golf balls hidden on each screen. Ball number 5 on screen 1 seems to have already escaped as far as I can tell though.... as I say, it's irritating [subbed by anon].

So tell me what you want. What you really, really want. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ahh... oh hang on... dammit. This is Escape World C2 and not Spice World 2... *shame* [subbed by zodiac].

Hansel And Gretel offers some sage advice for us all during the fun times we are having during The Great Recession: buy a herd of goats and a polishing cloth. By this time next year we'll all be millionaires I tells ya... [subbed by Buji, Chocoholic & zodiac].