For me the language barrier in Maka's Escape Vol 2 makes me want to sit quietly in a dimly lit room, stroking my goatee (mental note: I really must shave again now I'm feeling better), contemplating just how confused I am. It could in actual fact be an easy game, but I've pretty much given up before I've started, so don't ask me [subbed by winniethepooh].

You better... *chuckle*... keep your wits about you... *snigger*... as you play Bear Room Escape... *snortle*... otherwise things could get *splutter*... a bit... wait for it... a bit... grizzly... *guffaw* [subbed by JhInG & Crymoon].

If you want to catch the 12.42 to Basingstoke, Roslin Station is not for you, as a). It's the title of a point'n'click game and not a railway station, b). It's actually referring to an unknown facility of the DHARMA Initiative and not a railway station, c). In case you didn't know, that's to do with the television series Lost, which is a fictional story (or is it...oh conspiracy theory) and nothing to do with a very real railway station, and d). You clearly want Waterloo Station you fool.

All of which explanation leaves me with very little time and room to tell point'n'click fans that Roslin Station is a little bit basic in terms of what you can do (other than having a maze like quality), but it does look good, and if you like Lost it's kind of cool. I'd love to see a sequel along the same lines, but with much more actual gameplay [subbed by theidiotcircusboy, Doc & winniethepooh].

Wogger Mini 120 [subbed by Cyberjar88, Sentinel, Mad Dog, anon & Hiddenfaceinthecrowd].

Oh, it's the point'n'click news I've been waiting for: Bow Street Runner (Chapter 5) is out now... [subbed by Helanren].

Sniper Escape sees you trapped in a room with an empty gun case... [subbed by Crymoon, Mystery & winniethepooh]

The name of the game is "In A Room", the goal of the game is to get out of the room (*) [subbed by Mystery, Crymoon & winniethepooh].

(*): "succinct" is the mot juste for today as I'm still trying to recover from that cold. I'm getting better, but I'm not quite there yet...

You'll have to invent your own meandering totally off-topic game description for Escape Chestnut Room as I'm not feeling up to it today. I have a hectic schedule of coughing and sneezing to cope with as I'm still trying to get better from the cold/cough thing I came down with over the weekend, *achoo* [subbed by Bob, Meeker, Mystery, sopdox & Helanren].

Well I'm fried from a busy week, but before I head off for a much needed Friday night cold beer, there's just time for Esklavos C15 [subbed by Crymoon & Cyberjar88].

Cinderella Escape is another Cinderella themed escape the room game (erm... actually it even has the same name), but this time it's Russian rather than Japanese (although you can choose to play in English) that I in no way forgot all about until I was searching my in-box for the other one. No way. That never happened [subbed by Jadee, Kate, Karin & stephanie].